Alton Towers (I'll Cry)

You left me so serenely.
— Did you expect a divorce?
Well tears might be fitting, for your ‘love unremitting’
— That was a joke, of course.

Well I'll cry and I'll cry 'til the oceans all rise
If you don't come home to me, soon we'll all be living under the
sea, and I'll tell those climatologists the truth:
It's all your fault, because I miss you (— I hate you).

 

You miserable cow. Is this him now?
— He's good in the sack, keeps it up for hours.
Oh gosh you're a whore, and he seems a real bore.
— Well he doesn't smoke crack, and we went to Alton Towers.

Well I'll cry and I'll cry 'til the oceans all rise
If you don't come home to me, soon we'll all be living under the
sea, and I'll tell those climatologists the truth:
It's all your fault, because I miss you (— I hate you).